Yes, we have breaking developments to tell you about. There’s a heat wave across the United States. No, duh.

Oh wait, it just hit New York. Now it’s news. PANIC!

I know I’m pulling a page from Fark.com, but the news media is heavily focused on New York. And some of it is understandable, it is (in the truest form) the melting pot that America strives to be. Every country and culture in the world is represented in the city that never sleeps, except for cannibals probably. Oh, and space men. They don’t have any of those in New York.

Anywho, so it makes sense that news in New York is a big deal. But not to the point where power outages in most of St. Louis aren’t covered, but a few days later CNN can’t stop talking about how parts of Queens have been without power for a few hours.

But you didn’t come here to read this rant. You came here to laugh. So dance monkey, dance!