1. Realized that 1 out of every 10 sober people know the words to Auld Lang Syne, but at midnight every drunk knows all the words and belts them out at the top of their lungs
  2. Found out that stupid bar bets are extremely costly
  3. Watched a girl walk up to Dan, ask him if he was on television, then call him a different name
  4. Became so inebriated that I could, in fact, understand the taxi driver
  5. Saw 50+ people that were going to feel like complete assholes in the morning. They were packed into a White Castle like sardines in a can
  6. Mike pulled the ultimate con, and was able to talk his way into a VIP lounge
  7. Entered the same lounge while pulling no con, just walked in
  8. Talked to the taxi driver for the 20 minute ride. Found out he has never had a drop of alcohol
  9. Doubted #9 when he veered into oncoming traffic on Michigan Road at 4am
  10. Learned that it is not polite to say to a woman at a bar:

    “Help me settle a bet with my friend over there… are you a ‘working girl’?”