1. Collected a handful of McDonald’s Monopoly game pieces.
  2. Watched a family of 4 collect the game pieces like they actually were food.
  3. Thought they might need to rethink their retirement plans.
  4. Got [cat meow] money.
  5. Found out 3:30am actually happens tomorrow.
  6. For dinner ate a steak that would make most vegetarians and animals lovers want to eat an entire head of lettuce.
  7. Heard the best quote ever from a camera operator:
    “A retarded monkey could wrap cable better than these utilities you guys found.”
  8. Heard the best response to that comment:
    “EIC, can you send the retarded monkeys down to the sideline camera?”
  9. Took this route to get from the hotel to Athens, OH. You haven’t lived until you dodge deer while doing 50 MpH at 4:30am.
  10. During field hockey our talent (on-air no less) said:
    “Those girls are tough with those big balls!”