You’re never going to believe what happened on Wednesday.

Yes, I know it’s Friday. And I know it means I’m late posting this.

@mmagnolia22 was getting ready for work when the doorbell rang. She ran downstairs and found a Bright House installer waiting at our gate. Weird. They weren’t supposed to come until Thursday.

The gentleman on the other side of the fence asked where the Bright House box was for this block. She told him she didn’t know, but that our cable had been out for a week. He asked if we had an appointment for someone to come out, she told him that someone was supposed to be dropping by the next day.

That’s it. He leaves.

15 minutes later, @mmagnolia22 calls me and is recounting what has happened. That’s when the doorbell rings again. He’s back. He wants to take a look at our cable box. Why?

BECAUSE ALL OF THE CABLES AT THE BRIGHT HOUSE BOX WERE UNPLUGGED

What.

The.

Hell?

Cable works. Internet works. How and why would someone have unlocked that box and unplugged the cables?

Then Bright House calls @mmagnolia22. “One of our workers needs into your apartment.”

“I just let them in.”

“No, that was your neighbor’s apartment. We need in to your apartment.”

[At this point I think @mmagnolia22's head exploded]

“He was just in my apartment.”

“Well, he says he needs in to Apt. C, isn’t that your unit?”

“No. We’re Apt. B. We’ve tried to have you change our address.”

“Oh. Well, we still need in to Apt. C. Do you have a key?”

“NO! And the person who lives there is already at work. And she doesn’t even have cable. She uses Dish.”

“Oh. Well, thank you for your time.”