100%.

I am quite possibly the biggest idiot to have purchased a shampoo or haircare product. Ever.

I have a pretty healthy head of hair. Nice and thick. No bald spots. Grows incredibly fast.

So I was out shopping for new shampoo, and a bottle of Suave 2-in-1 caught my eye.

“For thick full hair”

I overlooked the part about “Thickening formula” and that by “for” they meant “use to get” instead of my interpretation of “use on.”

No wonder the check out clerk looked at me like I was an idiot.

Idoit.