You are not the most important person
So, while waiting for @mmagnolia22 to come out of the downtown O’Malia’s, a guy in a BMW pulls up to a “No Parking” spot, turns off his car and casually walks in to the store.
I don’t know what he was going in to get, but even if it was just a candy bar a single apple or a bottle of Tylenol, he’s still a self-centered jerk.
I don’t know how important he thinks he is, but that doesn’t mean the rules don’t apply to him. His BMW isn’t even playing a role in my douche-ness assessment, at least as far as the correlation to his perceived importance.





Seth,
This is parallel to the woman who pulled up in a handicapped parking spot with her cadillac. It was on the 86th street Walmart. She just couldn’t quite maneuver that beast into a regular parking spot. No hanging tag, no license plate or anything else to indicate that she had a problem moving rather quickly into Walmart.