DTV: Explained

This is what our viewers are really going through

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A co-worker forwarded this my way the other day, and I’ve found myself giggling about the “Boston Market” line quite frequently.

Ooh Girl - An Honest R&B Song

“Cause I just had a big dinner”
Boston Market
“And I’m struggling with some negative body issues.”

They need to check their map

Last time I looked, Google Maps has that distance as 147 miles. But 10 miles is a decent estimate, I guess.

I’m glad I decided to keep my distance from this mayonnaise container I found in the fridge. I almost put it on my delicious (and pricey) Soppressata sandwich. That could have been a disaster.

I found the gem you see below, while scouring the Best Buy website as I shop for a new TV. There’s nothing wrong with the current television, per se, but it kind of looks like a toy in @mmagnolia22’s entertainment center.

Unfortunately, I don’t think the experts at BestBuy.com will be much help if I have a question.

Just ONE question?! I’m actually shocked. And it was a decent question, too.