“Hi Sadie! I’m home.”

“Yes, I know. You were all alone today.”

“I know you’re missing the girl.”

“Well, alright I’ll pet you for a minute.”

“Actually, I’d rather not follow you back there.”

“No come here, I don’t want to smell what you did in there today.”

“Okay. I’ll be back there in a minute. I just need to put my-”

“What did you do to the napkins?”

“Let me put these groceries away.”

“I see you trying to get to the bottom of that bag.”

“I’ll pick it up with you inside, then we’ll see how you like it.”

“I know it sounds like the bowl your food comes in- No, that’s a can of diced tomatoes.”

“If I keep talking, you’re just going to keep on talking back, aren’t you?”

“Yes, yes. This is your actual bowl.”

“Haha. I’m the one who feeds you now. Respect me!”

“Damn. Are you sure I fed you enough? Okay, I’m going to surf the Internet for a while.”

“Hi.”

“You don’t need to walk across the keyhffffffffffffdzfhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

“Or maybe you did.”

“Yes, I see you found your fishy.”

“Thanks for the present, Sadie. You’re a good girl.”

“Sadie, don’t even think about it.”

“It’s on the outside of the window.”

“It’s five feet above the floor…

“and it’s inanimate.”

“It’s been there since we moved in, and you’re just now noticing it?”

“I’m sure it looks like fun.”

“I will laugh when you jump into the window.”

“Fine, go lay down.”

“No, I don’t want to come upstairs yet.”

“Because I know as soon as I come up, you’ll come downstairs and cry every 30 minutes.”

“Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. You did it last night.”

“For 3 hours.”

“Okay, curl up on my lap.”

“You are kind of cute.”

“I know I’m not the girl, but you don’t have to get me all emotially involved and then leave.”

“Well, if you’re walking out on me, I guess it’s time for bed.”

“Shhh! I’m trying to sleep.”