Earlier this week, I was standing in line at Walgreen’s. While I was waiting, I took a few moments to admire the delicious looking candy, cough syrup and nail clippers that occupy the “impulse buy rack.” All I could think was, “Wow, for some reason I really feel the need to buy a 5-pack of 10 minute VHS tapes.”

That feeling soon passed. Why?

Because of the greatest impulse buy item. Ever.

The Walgreen’s brand One-Step Pregnancy Test.

And not just any pregnancy test. Apparently this one is so good (or bad) you should buy two! I mean, c’mon. Who wouldn’t want to buy more and save? You’re saving $2, hell buy four.

When traveling to Peoria, Illinois please remember that women outnumber the men 2:1. The proof is provided by the Peoria Convention Center where there are two women’s restrooms on the same floor, at the same end of the hallway.

Maybe it was just poor planning.

Or maybe you should bring some extra aphrodisiacs?

Being on time while traveling is always important.

It’s even more important when you travel to Peoria, Illinois.

Always make sure you know which way is north, because there Daylight Saving Time springs forward. But when you’re heading west, prepare to fall back.